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Aaah good evening to you.  You're just in time for a traditional Transelvation New Year's Eve celebration.  If you'd like to take a seat I'll see to your order right away.
I be the aged and mentally deficient Bar Keep type person.  If you wants to know anything about the old Transelvation Arms then just you asks me.

You can always find me in the bar serving up the best drop of stuff you've ever tasted in yer life.

           


Oh by jingo

  I know the Transelvation Arms is the centre of the village.  If you're here you might see one of the regulars like Old Tom or Blind Boy Lemonade.

I opened the pub in time for Beards-a-blazing.  We held our first annual whiskerino contest, and guess who was the judge. . . you be right, it was old Brown Hat.

 

Listen to Bar Keep speak

Bar Keep wants that potion

         
Gracie This here is my barmaid Gracie.

I remember she was  smiling all the time.  So I had to let her go.

  Later newborn twins were abandoned in the cellar in Babes in the Arms.  They be found by Gean 'Gracie' Favour my barmaid (left).  Them twins caused no end of trouble for us as we tried to keep them out of the drip trays.  That be when we held the cricket match in the beer garden, and old Bar Keep here had to field whilst still serving behind the bar.  That be quite tricky.  

Transelvation Information

Bar Keep was the only permanent member of staff but was aided by Gracie, Flim Flam, April, Samantha and Ramis over the years.
 

           

Listen to Bar Keep speak

Bar Keep and Flim Flam

  It was a terrible time for us villagers during the Horror Canon.  Luckily we were able to calm our nerves in the bar when we heard tales of horrors in the countryside.  
         
  In Hired Spirits Flim Flam and I watched helplessly as the Transelvation Arms burnt to the ground.  Old Tom was trapped inside, but thankfully he be rescued by a ghost.  

 

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